Thursday, June 05, 2008
Tiger Woods? Tiger Wuss!
Great job by Canada’s (Toronto’s) Globe and Mail in praising NBC over Canada’s CBC. The ice-level reporting was pretty good. The NFL usually saves this for some hot chick to talk to players about how they feel. MLB sometimes gets a headset talk with the manager every now and then. The story of the playoffs was really Zetterberg and Fleury, and NBC was all over it. Great job on them (and Versus) in terms of the focus on selling the game.
As for Tiger Woods:
I don’t really care. Let’s talk about the Dodgers. … I don’t think anybody really watches hockey any more.
Does he not realize that the NHL ($3billion) draws 50% the revenue of MLB ($6billion)? Two years ago, the PGA drew $1billion. In 2007, prize money, in total was 257 million$, which is less than one-fifth of the prize money (salaries) of NHL players. Tiger does the classic arrogant thing that if he’s not interested, then how can most other people be interested? Not only arrogant, but an ignoramous to boot. And mostly, I hate Tiger for making me side with Mike Milbury:
Milbury: “You know what? I’m gonna change the name now. It’s gonna be Tiger Wuss. Here’s a guy that took about three months to get over a simple arthroscopic surgery. You look at [Pens forward] Ryan Malone. His face exploded with a slap shot last night — he’s back out in 10 minutes!
“Keep your yap shut, Tiger, or I’ll send a couple of wingers down there — [Pens forward] Gary Roberts — to tidy you up a little bit, meat head.”
Pierre McGuire: “I’ll just say this: Tiger Woods doesn’t usually have a bogey, but this was a triple bogey.”
McKenzie: “Unfortunately, [Woods] epitomizes what a lot of Americans feel about hockey: They don’t give it a chance, they don’t get it, they’re not wired correctly — and to those Americans that do get it, Mike Milbury, thank you very much.”
James Duthie: “I’ll say this to Tiger: Nobody watches golf any more either! Except when you’re playing, then everybody watches it.”
Tiger Woods is a lot like ARod in that he tries real hard to be liked, and to always say the right thing, and it comes off as phony. 40 years ago, a ballplayer could do that and say all the right things, and parents would try to introduce their daughters to them. Today, we want “reality”. And I think among some people, Tiger and ARod aren’t as well-liked, or respected, as they should be, because they come off as phony.
In addition, I’ll bring up a corrolary to the Jessica Simpson/George W. Bush Theorem. The Jessica Simpson/George W. Bush Theorem is that if you have a camera on someone for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, they’re going to say a couple stupid things. Likewise, Tiger is going to say something that doesn’t come across well if you give him enough airtime. It just happens. I think he was trying too hard to be likable and to crack a joke, and he got called out for it.
And as an aside, I think this year’s Stanley Cup Finals was awesome. You already mentioned the third period of game 3, and the guy between benches. But I also liked that they were experimenting with the viewing angle on the power plays (I kind of liked it because you saw the ice real well, but didn’t because you couldn’t really see what happened when the puck got to the most exciting 50 sq ft - right in front of the goal). And the last 2 seconds of the last game, I watched about 10 times. If Osgood had Fleury’s bad luck, he could have easily nudged the puck in by mistake. Or if it dribbled behind him 4 inches to the left (maybe hit some snow), Crosby has the sickest backhand goal ever. And I loved the youth vs. experience - the passing of the torch - aspect. You have Lidstrom and the ghost of Chelios in one corner, Lidstrom having now 4 titles in the past 10 years. And you have Crosby, Malkin, et al on the other side, who might just win 4 out of the NEXT 10 years.
Anyways, not my blog, it’s yours
Just my thoughts.